Tuesday 10 July 2007

Bullshit limited edition food and drink

What the fuck is all that about? Limited edition Coca Cola with orange? Why is it limited edition you fucknuts? Is there any point in getting involved if you're going to stop selling it shortly? Or does it heighten the value? Should I buy fuckloads and wait till you stop manufacturing it, then get it on eBay? Will I make millions?

Fucking doubt it. Now fuck off and go about making me some Cherry Coke Zero because I like it but I'm a fat cunt. And I don't drink diet coke because I'm a real man. Wayne Rooney drinks Coke Zero, so that's okay.

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