People who use Tesco Express to do the weekly big shop

Look you fucking great big pile of minge, I have popped in to buy a bag of sugar/bottle of wine/sandwich/some other equally small item of shopping. Whatever I am purchasing, you can bet your fat ass that I am either in a rush to get back somewhere, or I am double parked on yellow lines outside. In either case I have no fucking desire to stand behind you for three hours while you unload approximately 9 baskets of convenience food and crisps you slovenly, lazy, useless fat failure. Asda is for the big shop, and is but yards away. Now get out the fucking way before I take it in turns with the rest of the queue to hold you down while the poor cow behind the checkout kicks you in the twat.