Thursday 29 March 2012

Fat women with butterfly tattoos

Yeah, because absolutely nothing sums up your inner pixie like the most delicate of nature's creatures you massive fat fucking troglodyte. 'I know I may look like a swamp donkey, but I'm a dainty little thing on the inside'.

Are you fucking bollocks, you fat ugly heffalump. Extra hatred accrued for having the tattoo on the small of your back, the top of your neck or the top of your tit.

Now fuck off back to your burger.