People who ask 'what's your poison' in a pub when ordering a round

Just fuck the fuck off. You are NOT cool, you are NOT having a great time, you are stood in a wanky town centre pub with colleagues you clearly do not want to be with. Stop trying to sound crazy and like you go out all the time because the entire world can see that you just a massive cunt who never gets invited out with interesting people and instead says things like 'what's your poison?'. And I bet you drive a cunts car, have a small penis, no real friends, and work in sales.