Monday 3 September 2007

Fucking Redknapp. Again.

UNBE-COCKING-LIEVABLE

The man's love-hate relationship with theord 'literally' continues apace. On Sunday's coverage of Arsenal v Portsmouth, he misused the word in spectacular fashion. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the following sterling example of how not to use the word 'literally'. If you can envisage this scenariou actually happening in literal terms, your brain will probably explode.

'Fabregas is like Paul Scholes. He sees pictures inside his head and then literally paints them on a football pitch'

No. He. Doesn't.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Add Shearer to your list mate...

"After the first goal went in you could literally see the Derby players shrinking."
Alan Shearer commenting on Derby's latest capitulation.

Geoff